Gifts
He'll always want to do the ironing if you give him one of these.
Jordan Ironing Board CoverIf he doesn't show much interest in ironing, then you need to give him more of an incentive.This naughty ironing board cover features model Jordan, wearing a very skimpy red bikini. But the temperature really begins to soar when you switch the iron on.The heat from the iron removes her bikini as quick as a flash, leaving you with more than an eyeful of what's...
Category: Novelty Gifts £14.99
She'll be ironing from dusk till dawn if you give her one of these.
Big Boy Ironing Board CoverIf she's always too busy to do the ironing, then you need to give her more of an incentive.This Big Boy ironing board cover features one big sweaty hunk who's wearing a cleverly positioned towelette... and it gets steamier once you switch the iron on.The heat from the iron whips off his loin cloth, leaving you with more than an eyeful of what's dangling...
Category: Novelty Gifts £14.99
Transform yourselves into Mr & Mrs body beautiful.
Perfect Body Duvet CoverGetting under the sheets will be even more fun, with this perfect body duvet cover.He will be transformed into a rippling hunk with perfect pecs and a seriously flat stomach. She will suddenly develop very pert boobs and curves to die for.This double duvet cover measures 200 x 200cm, is made from a blend of fine cotton and polyester, and is machine washable.You wont...
Category: Novelty Gifts £37.99
Know in an instant if they’re in the mood for Lurrvvve
YES-NO PillowcasesBedtime can mean one of two things, a good nights sleep or a naughty night between the sheets.Trouble is, how do you know if your partner is in the mood for lurrrvvve?Easy!Simply place your pillowcase with the big YES facing upwards if you fancy a bit of nookie, or turn it over to NO if you have a headache!The 2 pillowcases are woven from a blend of fine cotton and polyester,...
Category: Novelty Gifts £11.99
He won’t be able to keep his hands off
Body MouseThis computer mouse is sure to get his pulse racing.The curvy body is dressed in sexy red lingerie and best of all the mouse buttons are actually the woman’s breasts.Yes you’ve got it, click on the left breast for a left click, and right breast for a right click.What’s more this mouse is optical – it uses a laser to detect movement – so is more precise...
Category: Novelty Gifts £19.99
Get kinky in the kitchen with this Sexy Lady Apron.
Supermodel ApronAfter slaving over a hot stove for hours on end, it's difficult to look glamorous and sexy.Get her to slip on this eye catching apron, and she will be transformed into a stunning supermodel... with just two slices of tomato and a sprig of basil to hide her modesty.You won’t be able to keep her out of the kitchen!GIFT STATS: Sexy Lady ApronColour: VariousFabric: 100%...
Category: Novelty Gifts £11.99
Get an instant six pack
Michelangelo ApronSpice up the kitchen with one of these Michelangelo Aprons.Suddenly he will have a seriously sculpted body… pecks as hard as a rock and a six pack to die for.Let’s hope his cooking looks as good as his new apron !GIFT STATS: Michelangelo ApronFabric: 100% PolyesterPackaging: Polythene Bag
Category: Novelty Gifts £11.99
The naughtiest apron money can buy!
Sheep Shagger ApronThis apron features one very naughty man, in a rather compromising position.The rather naked fella is standing right behind a little furry sheep - which seems to be having a wail of a time !Guaranteed to make everyone giggle...GIFT STATS: Sheep Shagger ApronFabric: 100% PolyesterPackaging: Gift Bag
Category: Novelty Gifts £11.99
Handy screwdriver set with a girly twist
She Driver SetWho says DIY is for boys?With this oh so handy She Driver Set, the girls can get in on the action… and make a style statement at the same time.There are four screwdrivers in the set… two sizes of Flat head screwdrivers, and two Phillips head screwdrivers. Each is decorated with feathers, zebra stripes and plenty of pink! Comes presented in a pink She Driver box.DIY has...
Category: Novelty Gifts £9.99
Silver plated ball scratcher for a busy exec
Gentlemens Ball ScratcherTHE present for the man who has everything!This Silver plated Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is perfect for the busy male executive.It’s in the shape of a delicate female hand, and will provide a welcome relief for his itching nether regions.It has a 9 inch handle, enough length to help him get around irritating obstacles - like his beer belly.This shiny silver...
Category: Novelty Gifts £9.99